The New Laptop Blues

T'was an auspicious day,
For Jeremy could finally say,
"I've got my new laptop! Hooray!"

So he took it out of it's box,
Gentle as you'd put on a baby's socks,
As he thought,
"Gotta make sure I download Firefox"

It was sleek and black,
Said "VAIO" on it's back,
And if it were a girl,
Definitely great in the sack.

He moved everything to his table,
And plugged in it's cable,
Turned the power on,
Getting ready for some porn.

But tragedy struck!
The fan on the laptop sucked.
A manufacturing defect -
And Jeremy was sh*t outta luck.

So to fix it he went to Sony,
Where he told them his story,
Only they looked at him funny,
"Call us Friday. That's all we can do - sorry"

Now Jeremy sits,
Feeling like the pits.
Waiting for his laptop,
And whining til' people yell at him "STOP!"

~~~

Sucks when your laptop is broken. Sucks more when you've had it for less than 24 hours.

Jere