Wednesday, May 27, 2009

GRAR

I don't like motorcyclists.

It's a fact. They annoy me.

They weave. They take up a whole lane. There's too many of them.

They're like mosquitoes. If there were no more of them, we wouldn't miss them.

Today, I had an encounter with one. He attempted to challenge the might of my Kelisa by blocking my passage into the left lane. I had a signal on. I wanted to overtake. He wanted to look cool with his oh so not hot at all chick behind him.

I had to brake. I honked the mofo. Flipped him the bird. And he flipped it back.

I probably wasn't completely in the right. But dammit, motorcyclists - use some sense. You give face to the bigger vehicle. Especially if his signal indicator is on.

As my more eloquent friends would say: Celaka. Pergi mampos la!

Jere

5 comments:

bubbles said...

Somehow, i think you have blogged about this before. You REALLY do hate them so much, ya.

Jeremy Teo said...

bubbles: yes i do. everytime i almost get killed on the road, its a motorcycle. or its a woman driver.
other times, its my fault. hahaha

Jamie said...

hi5. they are one of the reasons that made driving more difficult.

JesusHatesYou said...

I say, sell your kelisa, buy a hummer, run them all down, fly to brazil and live there as there are no extradition agreements. You solve your anger issues with them, i get to drive on an empty road devoid of them pesky motorcyclists.

Stephanie Anne Arasu said...

Haha excellent post - and u hear countless ads on M'sian radio asking us to spare a thought for those on motorcycles! They are the biggest cause of damaged side view mirrors.